Buddy: Mommy, did you make this apple for me?
Me: Sorry Bud, I made it for someone else. Do you want me to make one for you?
B: Yes! Yes!
B: No! Wait! Not an apple, a pumpkin.
M: A pumpkin? All right.
B: No! No! Wait. Three pumpkins. A big one, a middle size one, and a little one.
M: You want three?
B: Yes. It will take you a long time Mommy, but I can wait.
M: Um okay... So three pumpkins. Anything else?
B: Yes. I want them to have faces. Write this down so you don't forget. The big one will have a mad face, the middle size one will have a sad face, and the little one will have a happy face. Okay?
M: Okay bossy-boss, I got it.
The next day...
M: Hey Bud, I'm done with your pumpkins. What do you think?
B: Cooooool! Thank you, thank you Mommy!
Runs off shouting...
B: Yeah! Now I have something to throw!!