P: I just don't understand it... I had a new security system installed last month. How did she get in?
M: I feel so violated. I mean she was in OUR house, going through OUR things, eating OUR food. I don't know if I'll ever feel safe again.
B: She broke my chair! She ate my food! She slept in my bed!
G: What's the big deal? It's like a total misunderstanding. You see, I have this friend Mindy and she told me about this uber cool spa that's like in the woods, you know? So I was like, "No way?" and she was like, "Yes way!" So I thought I'd check it out, but Mindy is so bad with directions and I must've gone to the wrong place. But the door was like totally unlocked, so I went in and this place was done up all retro bear chic, which I heard is like all the rage now, so I thought this was it. Anyway, I was really thirsty you know, from the walk in the woods, but there was like no juice bar, but there was all this food on the table...
Hee hee! Too cute for words.
Posted by: Michelle | March 20, 2006 at 12:06 AM
Your millennium version of Goldilocks and the 3 Bears is ADORABLE!! Their expressions are priceless and their dialogue cracked me up- especially Valley Girl Goldi. ;-) I love the expression on the bears' faces- oh, the shock and horror! ;-) Too cute!! Is that Lego I spy under their monogrammed outfits? I hope Goldi gets better directions from Mindy next time... or at least finds a Jamba Juice instead, hee! Adorable as always... take care, Myra! :-)
Posted by: chris | March 20, 2006 at 12:31 AM
Thank you! This cuteness is fine to find while at work (and gives me a new idea...).
Posted by: MagFly | March 20, 2006 at 12:49 AM
Like...that's cute!
Posted by: Ellen | March 20, 2006 at 02:42 AM
Wahaha, sniff. Oh, too funny. And of course, kawaii as usual.
Posted by: luckybeans | March 20, 2006 at 02:50 AM
lovely! Love the retelling...
Posted by: jess | March 20, 2006 at 03:05 AM
So cute! And what a funny story!
Posted by: persephone | March 20, 2006 at 04:17 AM
The fact that they're standing on legos is perhaps the best part! Very nice.
Posted by: abbyjane | March 20, 2006 at 04:27 AM
ach wie cool!
Posted by: jennifer | March 20, 2006 at 04:31 AM
that is the funniest, most creative thing i have seen in like, forever!! (i mean foreva!)
loves!!
Posted by: stephanie | March 20, 2006 at 05:03 AM
HA! So cute! "retro bear chic"! Hahahaha!
Posted by: Bertha | March 20, 2006 at 05:08 AM
This is HILARIOUS! Love, love the bears and the Goldilocks from the Valley!
Posted by: sally | March 20, 2006 at 05:19 AM
adorable!
Posted by: Aimee Roo | March 20, 2006 at 05:23 AM
That's really funny!
And the puppets are so cute...
Posted by: Mirre | March 20, 2006 at 05:35 AM
just perfect!
Posted by: adri | March 20, 2006 at 05:48 AM
So cute! Your rendition made me giggle - I could just envision Goldilocks with hand on hip and gum in mouth, describing her experience!
Posted by: Robin | March 20, 2006 at 05:57 AM
Wonderful! Ditsy Goldilocks is just hilarious.
Posted by: Oiyi | March 20, 2006 at 06:01 AM
Very cute. I love the expressions on the bears faces.
Posted by: Barb | March 20, 2006 at 06:39 AM
G: You should totally try the porridge facial. It. Is. Fabulous.
Posted by: capello | March 20, 2006 at 07:26 AM
Oh my gosh soooo cute and funny! You should publish modern fairytales with all that talent!
Posted by: vegasandvenice | March 20, 2006 at 07:51 AM
First Little Red, now Goldilocks...I think you've got a finger puppet series going here! Love them (and the fabric they're standing on!). Oh, and check out Diane Stanley's retelling, Goldie (very different from yours, but onw of our favorites, too!).
Posted by: Anamaria | March 20, 2006 at 07:56 AM
That was like so cool. I mean like wow (hair flip here) like you rock.
Posted by: wendy | March 20, 2006 at 08:02 AM
so sweet. i've been so inspired by your posts and seeing what you create next. you rock!
Posted by: k8tykat | March 20, 2006 at 08:51 AM
You are a crazy, crazy woman, Myra. But I suspect you already know that, and that's why we love you so much!
P.S. Very, very jealous of Goldie's hairdo. Have you seen my daughter's mermaid, yet? Yikes. I think she needs a new hairdresser.
Posted by: Michelle | March 20, 2006 at 08:51 AM
LOL! Very cute!
Posted by: Lavanotes | March 20, 2006 at 09:06 AM